Filme care regret că s-au produs

Emanuelle

Cei trei muschetari -> orice ecranizare
Ocolul Pământului în 80 de zile
Troia
Dracula – cea mai apropiată de carte este cea cu Leslie Nielsen

Cred că putem discuta și o listă cu cele mai proaste remake-uri…

Timeline … MADARFACAR! Ce carte buna si ce film de rahat. Sergiu Nicolaescu facea un film mai bun decat mizeria scoasa pe piata. Si-au batut joc de cartea lui Crichton.

Fiindcă românul se pricepe la toate, hai să mă leg de cei care se ocupă de asta…

>> Dune

De acord, vraiste.

>> Papillon

Budget: $13.5 million
Box office: $53,267,000

“Papillon currently holds an 82% rating on Rotten Tomatoes from a sample of 22 reviews.”

IMBD: 8.0/10 ★

Cu ăsta, greşeşti.

>>Jocul lui Ender
>Ender’s Game

Budget: $110–115 million
Box office: $125.5 million

Ender’s Game received mixed reviews from film critics. On Rotten Tomatoes, a Review aggregator, the film has a score of 60% based on 196 reviews, with an average rating of 6 out of 10. On Metacritic, the film has a score of 51 out of 100 based on 39 critics indicating “mixed or average reviews”.

IMBD: 6.7/10 ★

Cu ăsta eşti aşa-şa-şa, spre sensul că greşeşti.

>>Solaris

Aaaa, acesta-i altul în care Georgică face schimb de scuipat. Ok.

Budget: $47 million
Box office: $30 million

The film received mixed to positive reviews from critics and has a rating of 66% on Rotten Tomatoes based on 202 reviews with an average score of 6.5 out of 10.The film also has a score of 65 out of 100 on Metacritic based on 38 reviews.

IMBD: 6.2/10 ★

Cu ăsta, iarăşi, eşti aşa-şa-şa, spre sensul că greşeşti.

>>The Misfit Brigade

IMBD: 6.1/10 ★

Aicea, zi tu de ce e naşpa. Nu l-am văzut.

>>Numele trandafirului
>The Name of the Rose

Budget: $17.5 million
Box office: $77,153,487

The film did poorly at the box office in the United States, playing at only 176 theatres and grossing only $7.2 million in return on a $17 million budget. However, it was popular in many parts of Europe and had a worldwide gross of over $77 million. It received generally positive reviews from American and Italian critics, with review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes giving it a 73% approval rating. In 2011, Eco was quoted as giving a mixed review for the adaptation of his novel: “A book like this is a club sandwich, with turkey, salami, tomato, cheese, lettuce. And the movie is obliged to choose only the lettuce or the cheese, eliminating everything else – the theological side, the political side. It’s a nice movie.”

IMBD: 7.8/10 ★

Aici greşeşti.

>>Procesul

Care an? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Trial_(disambiguation)

>>Portretul lui Dorian Grey
>Dorian Gray

Cel din 2009, da?

Box office: $22,410,097

The film received mixed reviews. Film review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes gave the film 42% based on critics’ opinions. Most of the negative reviews are based on the acting and of the story not following the original plot of the book.

IMBD: 6.3/10 ★

Cu ăsta eşti aşa-şa-şa, spre sensul că greşeşti.

>>Război și pace
>War and Peace

Care? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_and_Peace_(disambiguation)

>>Troy

Cel din 2004, da? Că mai e unul, o miniserie, cu Rufus Sewell. Dar io mă leg de cel cu Brăduţ Pitt.

Budget $175 million; $177 million (Director’s cut)
Box office: $497.4 million

Troy was met with mixed reviews from critics. On Rotten Tomatoes, the film holds a rating of 54%, based on 221 reviews, with an average rating of 6/10. On Metacritic, the film has a score of 56 out of 100, based on 43 critics.

IMBD: 7.2/10 ★

Aici, greşeşti destul de rău.

>>Game of Thrones

În primul rând, greşeşti dpdv tehnic fiindcă e serial, nu film. În al doilea rând…

Game of Thrones has received widespread critical acclaim, though its frequent use of nudity and violence has garnered criticism. In 2013, the Writers Guild of America placed Game of Thrones in the fortieth place on the list of the 101 best-written TV series.

IMBD: 9.5/10 ★

Deci? Faci blasfemie şi nu cunoşti capodopera dacă te-ar lovi în barbă.
La vârsta noastră îndeajuns de înaintată, nu merge să faci pe hipsterul care hate-uieşte tot ce e aclamat. XD

Cine a auzit de GRRM înainte de serialul ăsta? Un grup de oameni restrânşi, o nişă. Şi uite aşa, era cât pe ce ca omenirea să nu afle de A Song of Fire and Ice. Destul de marfă. Iar Georgică ăsta, chiar dacă nu e lingvist ca Tolkien, l-a depăşit în anumite puncte la genul literar al fanteziei. Şi sunt de acord.

>>Starship Troopers

Budget: $105 million
Box office: $121.2 million

Starship Troopers polarized audiences and critics alike. This is reflected in a slightly positive critical response with a 63% on Rotten Tomatoes based on 59 reviews, and 51% on Metacritic, indicating mixed or average reviews based on 20 critics.

IMBD: 7.2/10 ★

Aici, greşeşti destul de rău.

>>Postașul sună de două ori
>The Postman Always Rings Twice

Budget: $12 million
Box office: $12,200,000

It scores an 83% “fresh” rating on Rotten Tomatoes, with 10 positive reviews and two negative.

IMBD: 6.6/10 ★

Cu ăsta eşti aşa-şa-şa, spre sensul că greşeşti.

>>Codul lui Da Vinci
>The Da Vinci Code

Budget: $125 million
Box office: $758.2 million

The Da Vinci Code garnered a 25% “rotten” rating on the film review aggregate website Rotten Tomatoes based on a sample of 220 reviews and an average rating of 4.8/10.

IMBD: 6.6/10 ★

Cu ăsta eşti aşa-şa-şa, spre sensul că greşeşti.

>>Moromeții

Câtă ură şi/sau invidie să ai pe cei care dau Bacalaureatul?

>>Alex Cross

Budget: $35 million
Box office: $34.6 million

Alex Cross was highly panned by critics. It received a “rotten” score of 12% on Rotten Tomatoes based on 119 reviews with an average rating of 3.5 out of 10. At Metacritic it received a score of 30 out of 100 based on 34 reviews.

IMBD: 5.1/10 ★

Cu ăsta, eşti pe partea goală a paharului.

>>Cronicile din Narnia
>The Chronicles of Narnia

Budget: $485 million
Box office: $1.6 billion

Ăsta arată a succes decât a eşec. Prea multe informaţii dar greşeşti.

>>Călătoriile lui Gulliver, tristețea cu Jack Black
>Gulliver’s Travels

Budget: $112 million
Box office: $237.4 million

Gulliver’s Travels has received generally negative reviews from critics; Rotten Tomatoes holds a score of 20%, based on 118 reviews. The average rating from critics is 3.9/10.

IMBD: 4.9/10 ★

Cu ăsta, eşti pe partea goală a paharului, dar greşeşti cu profitul în raport cu bugetul filmului. Tristeţea, pare-se, că le-a plăcut la mulţi, chiar dacă criticiilor le venea să-şi smulgă ochii.

>>The Golden Compass

Budget: $180 million
Box office: $372 million

Reviews of The Golden Compass were mixed. Review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes gave the film a 43% rating, based on 192 reviews. At Metacritic, which assigns a weighted average rating out of 100 to reviews from mainstream critics, the film has received an average score of 51, based on 33 reviews.

IMBD: 6.1/10 ★

Cu ăsta eşti aşa-şa-şa, spre sensul că greşeşti.

>>The last Airbender

Fără doar şi poate.

>>Bicentennial Man

Budget: $100 million
Box office: $87.4 million

The film holds a 37% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes with 35 out of 93 critics giving it a positive review, with an average rating of 4.8 out of 10. The review aggregator Metacritic gives it a score of 42.

IMBD: 6.8/10 ★

Cu ăsta eşti aşa-şa-şa, spre sensul că greşeşti.

>>The time machine

Budget: $80 million
Box office: $123.7 million

The Time Machine received mixed to negative reviews. The film received a 29% positive rating on Rotten Tomatoes, based on 148 critic reviews.

IMBD: 5.9/10 ★

Cu ăsta eşti aşa-şa-şa, spre sensul că greşeşti.

>>Eragon

Budget: $100 million
Box office: $249.5 million

Eragon was one of the worst reviewed films of 2006; 16% of reviews by critics were positive with an average rating of 4.1/10 at Rotten Tomatoes.

IMBD: 5.1/10 ★

Cu ăsta, eşti pe partea goală a paharului.

>>Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events

Budget: $140 million
Box office: $213 million

Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events received generally positive reviews. On Rotten Tomatoes, the film has a rating of 72%, based on 160 reviews, with an average rating of 6.7/10. On Metacritic, gave the film a score of 62 out of 100, based on 37 critics, indicating “generally favorable reviews”.

IMBD: 6.8/10 ★

Cu ăsta, cam greşeşti.

>>The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Budget: $78 million
Box office: $179.3 million

Critical reaction to the film was generally unfavorable. A 30/100 approval rating on Metacritic is based on 36 reviews. Rotten Tomatoes reports 17% of 177 reviews being positive, with an average rating of 4/10.

IMBD: 5.8/10 ★

Cu ăsta eşti aşa-şa-şa, spre sensul că greşeşti.

>>How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Budget: $123 million
Box office: $345.1 million

Rotten Tomatoes gave the film with a rating 53%. On Metacritic, the film has a score of 46 out of 100, based on 29 critics.

IMBD: 6.0/10 ★

Cu ăsta eşti aşa-şa-şa, spre sensul că greşeşti.

>>Războiul Lumilor
>War of the Worlds

Budget: $132 million
Box office: $591.7 million

The film received generally positive reviews from critics. Review aggregator website Metacritic gave the film an average score of 73 based on 40 reviews. On another website, Rotten Tomatoes, War of the Worlds currently garners a 74% “fresh” rating based on 250 reviews.

IMBD: 6.5/10 ★

Hmmm… aici eşti nefavorizat. E plăcut, chiar dacă nu e fenomenal încât să-ţi dea ochii pe spate.

>>I Am Legend
>>I, Robot

Greşeşti cu amândouă. În primul rând, I Am Legend e cauza pentru care a existat şi încă există SF-ul cu zombie. Ce exista înainte de asta? Bătrânul Frankestein, care era deja mort în toate felurile.

În al doilea rând, I Robot e cauza pentru care s-a rejuvenat interesul pentru SF-ul roboticii & a tehnologiei. Nu uita că Star Wars I, II, III au cam lăsat fanii cu cenuşă-n gură, Star Trek (ultimele sezoane) la fel.

Singura bubă, împărtăşită de amândouă, e că ambele au un final… aşa şi aşa. Dacă eşti fan al apofeniei, atunci filmele sunt aproape excelente.

>>The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, de o prostie înfiorătoare
>The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Budget: $45–50 million
Box office: $104.5 million

Rotten Tomatoes, a review aggregator, reports that 60% of 194 surveyed critics gave the film a positive review; the average rating is 6.1/10. Metacritic gives it 63/100, indicating “generally favourable” reviews.

IMBD: 6.8/10 ★

O fi o prostie înfiorătoare dar multora le-a plăcut.

>>Seeker: The Dark Is Rising

Box office: $31,400,740

Critical reception to the film has been largely negative, with movie-review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes finding only 14% of critics gave the movie a positive review earning the film a “Rotten” rating on the site. Metacritic, a similar review aggregation site, calculates the movie as having a score of 39/100.

IMBD: 4.8/10 ★

Cu ăsta, eşti pe partea goală a paharului.

>>The Shining

Cetin, chiar glumeşti? E un cult classic

Ok, cam atât cu preferinţele altora. Părerea mea, dacă vrei, e să lasi lista asta pentru orişicare dacă e curios şi să nu stea să caute dacă strugurii sunt acri sau nu.

vad ca nu a zis nimeni despre “The Martian”
Cartea a fost dementiala, in schimb filmul dezamagitor.